Photo 15 Oct 1 note Im going to make a confession here. My entire life Ive had a rather hard time visually detecting fake tits. Ill be watching a movie with a friend, “Those are great tits!” Ill proclaim. Only to be made fun of mercilessly for not spotting the fakes. Everyone around me seems to be able to spot fakes in a bundled sweater. Not me, I am easily tit duped it seems. Maybe its my love of boobs in general that makes it hard. Not these though, im not falling for it this time. THESE are fake tits. Having said that, these are awesome fake tits. It turns out that I like bubble tits. They remind me of those dot candies on paper. Thats a good memory. B

Im going to make a confession here. My entire life Ive had a rather hard time visually detecting fake tits. Ill be watching a movie with a friend, “Those are great tits!” Ill proclaim. Only to be made fun of mercilessly for not spotting the fakes. Everyone around me seems to be able to spot fakes in a bundled sweater. Not me, I am easily tit duped it seems. Maybe its my love of boobs in general that makes it hard. Not these though, im not falling for it this time. THESE are fake tits. Having said that, these are awesome fake tits. It turns out that I like bubble tits. They remind me of those dot candies on paper. Thats a good memory. B

Photo 15 Oct 5 notes Is this the type of thing that happens on most international flights? Stuck on a plane with a weird french guy for 13 hours, fuck it, im going to go jam this vibrator up my snootch and take a few photos. I guess it would make more sense that it lead up to this point. Possibly different states of undress culminating in vibratory masturbation. Now Im wondering if this was planned. I generally bring a book with me on long trips. I presume this doesnt count towards mile high club credits. All strangeness aside this a pretty damn hot picture. I for one tip my hat the Man, or lady, that gets to hang out with the type of broad that like to plane jerk. B+

Is this the type of thing that happens on most international flights? Stuck on a plane with a weird french guy for 13 hours, fuck it, im going to go jam this vibrator up my snootch and take a few photos. I guess it would make more sense that it lead up to this point. Possibly different states of undress culminating in vibratory masturbation. Now Im wondering if this was planned. I generally bring a book with me on long trips. I presume this doesnt count towards mile high club credits. All strangeness aside this a pretty damn hot picture. I for one tip my hat the Man, or lady, that gets to hang out with the type of broad that like to plane jerk. B+

Photo 1 Oct I…. uhhh… am I interrupting here? I’m so uncomfortable. Why would you do this? Why would you take a beautiful tradition like the tit picture and…. ruin it? I hate this. I HATE it. Who is this even for? I’m really depressed now. Adding a dude in a tit pic should be against some sort of law. Look at him, even he knows he shouldn’t be there. Deep down in his heart he knows he is ruining this. Hiding his face in shame so he can’t be identified by the angry mobs. Get out of there, dude. I’m going to go lay down and think about life for a while… F-

I…. uhhh… am I interrupting here? I’m so uncomfortable. Why would you do this? Why would you take a beautiful tradition like the tit picture and…. ruin it? I hate this. I HATE it. Who is this even for? I’m really depressed now. Adding a dude in a tit pic should be against some sort of law. Look at him, even he knows he shouldn’t be there. Deep down in his heart he knows he is ruining this. Hiding his face in shame so he can’t be identified by the angry mobs. Get out of there, dude. I’m going to go lay down and think about life for a while… F-

Photo 30 Sep 1 note "Oh no all my clothes fell off and my phone fell into my hand and my finger hit the picture button by accident and then I uploaded it to the internet but I’m really a very shy girl I swear this is all a horrible misunderstanding!" Don’t get me wrong, the whole shy girl thing can be very sexy, just don’t think you’re fooling anyone little lady. You’ve got some clothes on the floor but it’s FAR from the worst room we’ve seen around these parts. I don’t know what that cord could possibly be for but you should tape that shit down before someone trips and hurts themselves. What even has a cord these days? Man this cord is wierding me out I’ve got to finish this before I get caught up more. You’re adorable and you’ve got a fantastic body and thank you for sharing it with the world. You’re doing god’s work. B+

"Oh no all my clothes fell off and my phone fell into my hand and my finger hit the picture button by accident and then I uploaded it to the internet but I’m really a very shy girl I swear this is all a horrible misunderstanding!" Don’t get me wrong, the whole shy girl thing can be very sexy, just don’t think you’re fooling anyone little lady. You’ve got some clothes on the floor but it’s FAR from the worst room we’ve seen around these parts. I don’t know what that cord could possibly be for but you should tape that shit down before someone trips and hurts themselves. What even has a cord these days? Man this cord is wierding me out I’ve got to finish this before I get caught up more. You’re adorable and you’ve got a fantastic body and thank you for sharing it with the world. You’re doing god’s work. B+

Photo 30 Sep AAAAAUUUUUGH GIANT WOMAN REACHING DOWN SQUASH ME BENEATH HER HORRIBLE 50 STORY THUMB. Oh wait it’s just the weirdest angle for a tit pic I’ve ever seen. Really had to get that bathroom vent in the picture? Proud of the inside of your nose? Maybe your camera just weighs like 100 pounds. Trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here because otherwise I can’t think of any reason why you would do this, unless you think the bottom of your chin is your “good side.” Believe me, when your tits are out your “good side” is the side where we can see your tits really well and maybe you’re doing something sexy and not looking at me like you hate me. Otherwise you have a pretty good body. D+

AAAAAUUUUUGH GIANT WOMAN REACHING DOWN SQUASH ME BENEATH HER HORRIBLE 50 STORY THUMB. Oh wait it’s just the weirdest angle for a tit pic I’ve ever seen. Really had to get that bathroom vent in the picture? Proud of the inside of your nose? Maybe your camera just weighs like 100 pounds. Trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here because otherwise I can’t think of any reason why you would do this, unless you think the bottom of your chin is your “good side.” Believe me, when your tits are out your “good side” is the side where we can see your tits really well and maybe you’re doing something sexy and not looking at me like you hate me. Otherwise you have a pretty good body. D+

Photo 28 Sep 2 notes Hey hey hey! Another user submitted titpic! Things are looking up around here. These tits were brought to our attention by mike with the tag “my wifes beautiful tits”. 
This is a VERY straight forward titpic. No nonsense here, just pure unadulterated tit. About the only concern I have, and this is only cause I take this job seriously, is these girls could do with some better lighting. I, and I think everyone else, would like you to keep trying mike. A

Hey hey hey! Another user submitted titpic! Things are looking up around here. These tits were brought to our attention by mike with the tag “my wifes beautiful tits”. 

This is a VERY straight forward titpic. No nonsense here, just pure unadulterated tit. About the only concern I have, and this is only cause I take this job seriously, is these girls could do with some better lighting. I, and I think everyone else, would like you to keep trying mike. A

Photo 28 Sep AHAHAHAH, jesus christ lady. hehe. For some reason when I look at the super nova that is the camera flash it makes me think of that movie Cocoon  Thats not a good thing. She took the time to blur out the faces in all the photos…except the one of her, buck naked. The clothes strewn about the room lead me to a mental picture of her going into a wild fit, ejecting clothes like a dryer with no door. “FUCK IT! OFF WITH THE CLOTHES, ITS TITPIC TIME!”.
This titpic is so entertaining even pooh bear is like “man, what the fuck happened here?”. B-

AHAHAHAH, jesus christ lady. hehe. For some reason when I look at the super nova that is the camera flash it makes me think of that movie Cocoon  Thats not a good thing. She took the time to blur out the faces in all the photos…except the one of her, buck naked. The clothes strewn about the room lead me to a mental picture of her going into a wild fit, ejecting clothes like a dryer with no door. “FUCK IT! OFF WITH THE CLOTHES, ITS TITPIC TIME!”.

This titpic is so entertaining even pooh bear is like “man, what the fuck happened here?”. B-

Photo 28 Sep 2 notes This tit pic is nearly the mother load of WHAT NOT TO DO’s. Lets list them shall we.
1. Bedroom looks like downtown Dresden during the war. I cant even begin to figure out a world where you would take the time to hang some curtain thing up but not pick up your filth. Boggles the mind.
2. Attention grabbing feather thing. Im not saying I dont see the naked lady in the room, I just find the orange and blue boa totally distracting. What can I say I was raised on sesame street, bright colors catch my eye.
3. BLURRY AS SHIT! I can let go the blurry cell phone risk shot, taken right before someone walks into the room or in the back of a fleeing cab. What scrambles my mind grapes is when you have all the time in the world, what looks like a decent camera, even a clean mirror, yet the photo still looks like war photography.
4. duck/surprised face. I assume the duck face started on social netoworking sites where all you could really show was a downward aimed face shot with maybe a little cleavage. Some girl thought it would look hot and it spread like a lip born kissing disease. Once your naked in front of a mirror with the intention of taking a picture you dont need the pout face. Theres plenty going on there to make me think you look good. You took the picture dont be surprised by its content. Try a smile.
All these flaws aside, you got a GREAT body and a stunning set of cans. The little underwear pull is always a nice touch. C-

This tit pic is nearly the mother load of WHAT NOT TO DO’s. Lets list them shall we.

1. Bedroom looks like downtown Dresden during the war. I cant even begin to figure out a world where you would take the time to hang some curtain thing up but not pick up your filth. Boggles the mind.

2. Attention grabbing feather thing. Im not saying I dont see the naked lady in the room, I just find the orange and blue boa totally distracting. What can I say I was raised on sesame street, bright colors catch my eye.

3. BLURRY AS SHIT! I can let go the blurry cell phone risk shot, taken right before someone walks into the room or in the back of a fleeing cab. What scrambles my mind grapes is when you have all the time in the world, what looks like a decent camera, even a clean mirror, yet the photo still looks like war photography.

4. duck/surprised face. I assume the duck face started on social netoworking sites where all you could really show was a downward aimed face shot with maybe a little cleavage. Some girl thought it would look hot and it spread like a lip born kissing disease. Once your naked in front of a mirror with the intention of taking a picture you dont need the pout face. Theres plenty going on there to make me think you look good. You took the picture dont be surprised by its content. Try a smile.

All these flaws aside, you got a GREAT body and a stunning set of cans. The little underwear pull is always a nice touch. C-

Photo 28 Aug 1 note Hey! HEY! GET OUT OF THE DAMN CHANGING ROOM IF YOU’RE NOT TRYING ON CLOTHES, PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO USE IT. THIS GODDAMN STORE ONLY HAS TWO BECAUSE IT’S ALL SMALL AND TRENDY AND THERE’S A LINE OF LIKE TEN PEOPLE. But seriously folks, don’t try on clothes naked, that’s gross, don’t get all your vagina particles all over the clothes if you’re not sure you’re going to buy it. Do go ahead and take more naked pics in public though, that’s awesome. Nice body, tits are kind of small but it fits. B+

Hey! HEY! GET OUT OF THE DAMN CHANGING ROOM IF YOU’RE NOT TRYING ON CLOTHES, PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO USE IT. THIS GODDAMN STORE ONLY HAS TWO BECAUSE IT’S ALL SMALL AND TRENDY AND THERE’S A LINE OF LIKE TEN PEOPLE. But seriously folks, don’t try on clothes naked, that’s gross, don’t get all your vagina particles all over the clothes if you’re not sure you’re going to buy it. Do go ahead and take more naked pics in public though, that’s awesome. Nice body, tits are kind of small but it fits. B+

Photo 28 Aug 6 notes What is even going on in this room, girl? I think it’s a bathroom but you have a full wall length mirror and a dog bed and a naked wom- oh hey look at that a naked woman! I’m down for the full body shot, not a lot of people go for it but it makes sure you’re not missing some fucked up part of the body. What if you jerked it to some tits and then later you found out the chick had a huge skin tag on her knee! That would be awful! You jerked it under false pretenses! You can’t take back a jerk off. A jerk off is permanent. A fixed point in time. What the fuck was I even talking about, let me check. Oh naked lady. Good body, nice tits, ok picture. B+

What is even going on in this room, girl? I think it’s a bathroom but you have a full wall length mirror and a dog bed and a naked wom- oh hey look at that a naked woman! I’m down for the full body shot, not a lot of people go for it but it makes sure you’re not missing some fucked up part of the body. What if you jerked it to some tits and then later you found out the chick had a huge skin tag on her knee! That would be awful! You jerked it under false pretenses! You can’t take back a jerk off. A jerk off is permanent. A fixed point in time. What the fuck was I even talking about, let me check. Oh naked lady. Good body, nice tits, ok picture. B+


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