Good god lady. Sweet merciful shit. Those are HUGE tits. I suppose you could be horribly obese, but you dont look it in the face. Whats really sad to me is those really fat ladies you see at walmart that didnt even get blessed with the big fat lady cans. You know, They got like the huge ass and the HUGE gut, but tiny litle titties. Anyway, good work on those, I hope your back doesn’t hurt too bad. Uh, I suppose I have to mention the photo itself. To be honest this is a pretty poor photo, its blurry and terribly framed. C-
Im trying real hard to figure out How you end up sitting in the sink. Ive been in the bathroom scores of times in my life and have not once ended up sitting in the sink. The effort displayed here is just inspiring. Im not complaining about the view. In fact everything here is stunning. But all I can think of is some dude being like “I cant see your snatch…climb up into the sink!” Thats love. If youre willing to sit in the sink to please your man, youve gone the extra mile. B+
Damn lady ease out. You look like you are about to throw a fit cause someone didnt clean out the lint trap when you asked him to do the laundry, even though you told him to clean the lint trap, now theres lint all over your work clothes and… Sorry, personal shit. Anyway, Im sure this wasnt the look you were trying to go for. Im guessing this was an attempt at like pouty sexy, or like “im gonna fuck you till it hurts”. Sadly it comes off as “Youre such a jerk sometimes and you never listen to me”. Ive never felt like a picture of a naked lady was nagging at me to rake the lawn and pick up my dirty socks till just this moment. I suppose thats worth something. D
This one goes out to my buddy who likes chicks in glasses. Holy good night lady, you got it going ON! In the words of the great Fresh Prince “Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!”. Nice clean bathroom as well. Ok, lets take a minute here to talk about these tits. These are well presented and FINE tits. Im just astounded how sexy a lady standing in the bathroom in her socks can look sometimes. BRAVO! A+ (Editors choice for Octobers award for titty excellence)
EDIT: It has come to my attention that this might indeed be ANOTHER photo of the VERY busty lass dubbed duck face from March 6th and 18th. If so she has since gotten a tattoo and dropped the quack. Either way THESE are very fine tits. Notice the increase in grade after losing the duck.
Ahahah, masterstroke. Heres another from the last girl. SEE! SHES WEARING SHOES! Good gravy.
HOLY CATS, Look at all the shoes! Thats gone beyond “I like shoes” to “I have a horrible debilitating illness that forces me to buy all the shoes”. Imagine how daunting that must be every time you want to just run to the store. I bet half her day was wasted choosing which shoes to wear for her titpic, and you cant even see them. If she were to stop buying shoes for five minutes maybe she could find the time to put a fucking sheet on the bed. Oh well, all that aside you got a pretty good set and the right attitude. Shoes. C+
Whoa! I know this is a blog about titties and all, but DAMN look at those thighs. I bet you could strangle a bear with your legs! Jesus Christ I can’t stop looking at them. They’re… majestic. I don’t even know if they’re sexy or not, I can’t tell! Your boobs are nice, but come on there’s a reason you put your legs in the picture too. You know what you’re working with. Man, look at them. You can probably jump like six feet into the air. I’m having serious Chun-Li flashbacks. Focus on the tits man, that’s your job! Ok. Ok, you’re tits are great and… thighs… can’t focus… thighs taking over my mind… QUICK GIVE IT A GRADE AND GET OUT AAAAAHHHHH!!! A!
Aggh! Ow! What the hell happened, did you sit in front of a nuclear reactor for a few hours? I never thought that such a nice pair of tits would be this hard to look at. As a horribly pale nerdy shut-in I feel the pain in this picture. But I also think that if I had such a fantastic body I could take solace in that. I’d be like “Oh jesus the pain!” Then I’d look down at my great titties and just be happy again. I feel like I’d be looking at my jugs a lot. A lot. They’d feel so good on my chest, the soft weight constantly reminding me that they were there and making my life so much better. I’d feel them and rub them and… oh dear… I have to take some time to think about things for a moment. B-
Ugh I am SICK AND TIRED of all this blatant product placement in tit pics. It used to be about art, man! It used to mean something! Now it’s all about the corporations and how much money they can squeeze out of a pair of tits. Heh. Squeeze a pair of tits. Heh heh. Hoo that was a long way to go to get to that joke, you all still with me? Of course you are, look at that naked lady! Goddamn lady you have a fantastic body. And if there’s any energy drinks out there willing to sponsor a blog about titties go ahead and get in touch. A
Whoa whoa whoa, lady. First off, yeah, great tits and body and all that. But if there is one thing I do not want to think about when I’m looking at your tits is your children in school. Frankly I’d prefer it if every tit pic would come with a certificate proving that the woman in said picture had no children that would be horribly embarrassed if they knew their mother was sending pictures of her titties to anyone. Oh god it’s all I can think about now. “Mommy my friend Chris at school said that you’re naked on the internet and now I have no friends and Child Services is coming to take me to a foster home where I’ll be beaten by a cruel old lady with no soul!” For shame, naked lady. For shame. Nice tits again, though good job on those jubblies! Motorboat! C-