Photo 6 Dec 9 notes When I was a lad I had a friend with THE hottest mom I had ever seen. Im talking make you talk like Cosby hot. This picture reminds me of that mom. Me and a few friends used to try so hard to get her to show us her tits. Thinking back we were not as subtle as I thought we were at the time. I bet she loved every minute of it. What a slut. Sean, your mom is a slut…a sexy slut. Back to the tits at hand. This is a good titpic. Not great, the pose is hot, the tits are good, nipples a little bigger than I like but Im not gonna complain about that. B

When I was a lad I had a friend with THE hottest mom I had ever seen. Im talking make you talk like Cosby hot. This picture reminds me of that mom. Me and a few friends used to try so hard to get her to show us her tits. Thinking back we were not as subtle as I thought we were at the time. I bet she loved every minute of it. What a slut. Sean, your mom is a slut…a sexy slut. Back to the tits at hand. This is a good titpic. Not great, the pose is hot, the tits are good, nipples a little bigger than I like but Im not gonna complain about that. B

Photo 6 Dec 3 notes HO HO HO! Tits the season to be horny…Ok enough of that. Santa’s daughter was kind enough to get her sleigh bells out and boy howdy those are some gifts. I lied, Ill never stop making puns. Anyway this is a seasonally topical AND great titpic all in one. It looks cold at the North Pole. Though she is looking at the phone…still. A+

HO HO HO! Tits the season to be horny…Ok enough of that. Santa’s daughter was kind enough to get her sleigh bells out and boy howdy those are some gifts. I lied, Ill never stop making puns. Anyway this is a seasonally topical AND great titpic all in one. It looks cold at the North Pole. Though she is looking at the phone…still. A+

Photo 5 Dec Ok, these terrible, fucked sideways tits come from Anon. Thanks for the submission and all, but these are awful tits. Im pretty sure that these are grandma tits. I dont want to see grandma tits, ever. Its not that I dont like grandmothers. I do. But I like them like hanging out and being dear…not showing their cans of sexy past. That being said, this is also a terrible picture. Shameful. Nana put your tits away. F-

Ok, these terrible, fucked sideways tits come from Anon. Thanks for the submission and all, but these are awful tits. Im pretty sure that these are grandma tits. I dont want to see grandma tits, ever. Its not that I dont like grandmothers. I do. But I like them like hanging out and being dear…not showing their cans of sexy past. That being said, this is also a terrible picture. Shameful. Nana put your tits away. F-

Photo 29 Nov 2 notes I am absolutely MIND blown right now. We have gotten TWO, count them, one, two, Tit submissions back to back. This is a first for us here at the titpicks headquarters. These tits come to us from the chest of HOLLY! Now Holly, thanks for taking the time to pop a picture of your cans, but I gotta be honest, this is a pretty shit titpic. I get the basic idea of the tits, but the bra is all up in the way. This is like getting to the amusement park and finding out everything is made of cardboard. I find this pretty distracting.  Also, was this taken with a pin hole camera or something? Pretty low quality. Get it together and try again. D

I am absolutely MIND blown right now. We have gotten TWO, count them, one, two, Tit submissions back to back. This is a first for us here at the titpicks headquarters. These tits come to us from the chest of HOLLY! Now Holly, thanks for taking the time to pop a picture of your cans, but I gotta be honest, this is a pretty shit titpic. I get the basic idea of the tits, but the bra is all up in the way. This is like getting to the amusement park and finding out everything is made of cardboard. I find this pretty distracting.  Also, was this taken with a pin hole camera or something? Pretty low quality. Get it together and try again. D

Photo 29 Nov 4 notes HEY HEY HEY! New viewer submission! These tits come to us courtesy of TIM! Tim says “this is my girlfriend”. Well Tim, Your girl has what look to be some tits. Which I suppose is what one always wants when having a girlfriend. A girlfriend with no cans is just another friend if you ask me. Not the clearest photo, pretty blurry, and that end table or whatever in the background is a cluttered nightmare. C 

HEY HEY HEY! New viewer submission! These tits come to us courtesy of TIM! Tim says “this is my girlfriend”. Well Tim, Your girl has what look to be some tits. Which I suppose is what one always wants when having a girlfriend. A girlfriend with no cans is just another friend if you ask me. Not the clearest photo, pretty blurry, and that end table or whatever in the background is a cluttered nightmare. C 

Photo 26 Nov 4 notes Unlike my fine co-poster here at titpicks, I find fitting room titpics INFINITELY sexy. Just the idea of being in a store shopping for clothes and there could be a silly hot lady in that changing room getting naked for the camera makes every shopping trip a case of the screaming boners. And this lady is SILLY hot. Like on a scale of one to dick-splosion, shes a 12. though on the other hand I hope shes not there with her significant other, cause look at all that shit shes trying on. Pretty inconsiderate to make the poor guy stand around out there, while like every lady in the store is staring at him thinking he is trying to take upskirt shots of children or something. Or is it only me that feels like that when Im standing near the fitting rooms by myself? A+

Unlike my fine co-poster here at titpicks, I find fitting room titpics INFINITELY sexy. Just the idea of being in a store shopping for clothes and there could be a silly hot lady in that changing room getting naked for the camera makes every shopping trip a case of the screaming boners. And this lady is SILLY hot. Like on a scale of one to dick-splosion, shes a 12. though on the other hand I hope shes not there with her significant other, cause look at all that shit shes trying on. Pretty inconsiderate to make the poor guy stand around out there, while like every lady in the store is staring at him thinking he is trying to take upskirt shots of children or something. Or is it only me that feels like that when Im standing near the fitting rooms by myself? A+

Photo 26 Nov 7 notes I think the kitchen titpic has got to be the weirdest of the generic titpic locations. Obviously there are MUCH stranger places one could pop off a titpic, but the kitchen is just mundane enough to be generic, but still strange enough for me to take notice. Let me set a mental image for you. Imagine if you will coming home and finding your daughter, girlfriend, mom, ass naked kneeling on the kitchen floor with her pink iPhone snapping nudes for the internet. ”God damn it mom, THE BATHROOM! USE THE DAMNED BATHROOM, or the garage for fucks sake! Can Tyler stay for dinner?”. I can think of any number of rooms which are more suited to getting naked for a camera than the kitchen. Maybe thats part of the thrill, I dont get it. Oh well, I rate this pic pretty high cause frankly this lady is way attractive and I barely noticed the fridge…B

I think the kitchen titpic has got to be the weirdest of the generic titpic locations. Obviously there are MUCH stranger places one could pop off a titpic, but the kitchen is just mundane enough to be generic, but still strange enough for me to take notice. Let me set a mental image for you. Imagine if you will coming home and finding your daughter, girlfriend, mom, ass naked kneeling on the kitchen floor with her pink iPhone snapping nudes for the internet. ”God damn it mom, THE BATHROOM! USE THE DAMNED BATHROOM, or the garage for fucks sake! Can Tyler stay for dinner?”. I can think of any number of rooms which are more suited to getting naked for a camera than the kitchen. Maybe thats part of the thrill, I dont get it. Oh well, I rate this pic pretty high cause frankly this lady is way attractive and I barely noticed the fridge…B

Photo 13 Nov 1 note This is without debate THE worst titpic I have ever seen. One would need a crack team of forensic photo experts to figure out what the hell is going on here. I see a ghost image of some sort of iProduct. Then theres the dazzler as well. Im just lost as to who would take this photo and think “Nailed it!”. This is terrible, just god damned awful and you should be ashamed of yourself. The worst part, these look like some decent tits, but who could really tell? F-

This is without debate THE worst titpic I have ever seen. One would need a crack team of forensic photo experts to figure out what the hell is going on here. I see a ghost image of some sort of iProduct. Then theres the dazzler as well. Im just lost as to who would take this photo and think “Nailed it!”. This is terrible, just god damned awful and you should be ashamed of yourself. The worst part, these look like some decent tits, but who could really tell? F-

Photo 12 Nov 2 notes Marvels newest super heroine. Hot naked girl. “Here I come to…help you jerk it in a dark room while I date horrible guys!” That’s her catch phrase. It looks like she got her super powers from bathing in a tub of laundry detergent. Seriously though as this blog goes on what I’m starting to notice more often is whether the subject is staring at herself in the mirror or the camera. For some reason I find it kind of annoying when they are staring at the camera. Im going to go take some test pics and see how hard it is to take a picture while NOT looking at the camera. Its not like any of these photographers seems all that concerned with framing or composition. C+

Marvels newest super heroine. Hot naked girl. “Here I come to…help you jerk it in a dark room while I date horrible guys!” That’s her catch phrase. It looks like she got her super powers from bathing in a tub of laundry detergent. Seriously though as this blog goes on what I’m starting to notice more often is whether the subject is staring at herself in the mirror or the camera. For some reason I find it kind of annoying when they are staring at the camera. Im going to go take some test pics and see how hard it is to take a picture while NOT looking at the camera. Its not like any of these photographers seems all that concerned with framing or composition. C+

Photo 9 Nov 1 note Well thanks lady you’ve inspired me to finally write that movie script I’ve always been waiting for. Look for “Naked Lady Caught in a Time Warp” at theaters near you soon folks. Clive Owen and This Naked Lady from the internet star in an action adventure where Clive (I call him Clive) has to race around time on his TIME MOTORCYCLE and try to save Naked Lady before the time warp she’s stuck in fluctuates and she ends up being sucked backwards into an even more distant past! Maybe time warps fuck up clothes or something. No one steal this idea. I’m no lawyer but I’m pretty sure putting it on the internet is the same as copyrighting it. C+

Well thanks lady you’ve inspired me to finally write that movie script I’ve always been waiting for. Look for “Naked Lady Caught in a Time Warp” at theaters near you soon folks. Clive Owen and This Naked Lady from the internet star in an action adventure where Clive (I call him Clive) has to race around time on his TIME MOTORCYCLE and try to save Naked Lady before the time warp she’s stuck in fluctuates and she ends up being sucked backwards into an even more distant past! Maybe time warps fuck up clothes or something. No one steal this idea. I’m no lawyer but I’m pretty sure putting it on the internet is the same as copyrighting it. C+


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